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Sep 3, 2011
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New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).
Drink every time:
Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
There’s a gun on screen.
You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again. 
You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it. 
A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!! 
Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar  disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s  eating disorder). 
MMA is hilariously stupid.
Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
Chantay is still in High School.

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).

Drink every time:

  • Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
  • Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
  • There’s a gun on screen.
  • You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
  • Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
  • Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
  • Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again.
  • You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it.
  • A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
  • Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!!
  • Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder).
  • MMA is hilariously stupid.
  • Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
  • Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
  • Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
  • Chantay is still in High School.