New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).
Drink every time:
- Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
- Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
- There’s a gun on screen.
- You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
- Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
- Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
- Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again.
- You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it.
- A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
- Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!!
- Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder).
- MMA is hilariously stupid.
- Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
- Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
- Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
- Chantay is still in High School.
