An on-going critical analysis of the most important show on television: Degrassi: The Next Generation.
And jokes about Canada.

( twitter liveblogs  ask  petition )


Photo

Sep 3, 2011
@ 12:15 pm
Permalink
106 notes

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).
Drink every time:
Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
There’s a gun on screen.
You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again. 
You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it. 
A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!! 
Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar  disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s  eating disorder). 
MMA is hilariously stupid.
Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
Chantay is still in High School.

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).

Drink every time:

  • Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
  • Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
  • There’s a gun on screen.
  • You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
  • Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
  • Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
  • Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again.
  • You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it.
  • A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
  • Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!!
  • Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder).
  • MMA is hilariously stupid.
  • Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
  • Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
  • Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
  • Chantay is still in High School.
  1. theeleventhsammy reblogged this from degrassilogic
  2. degrassilogic reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    I need someone to play this with me right now. But with Coke or chocolate milk.
  3. halloweezing reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  4. lostatsea133 reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  5. yinisbestpony reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    LET’S PLAY.
  6. 3nf1n1t3 reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  7. thebaristocrat reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  8. aaestheticss reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  9. partywiththescandalous reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  10. charmed-violet reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  11. allpartoftheexperience reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    LOLZ get drunk in like a second
  12. loraxemily reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    Even now that I’m 21 years old, I can still find reasons to watch DeGrassi
  13. mynameisavery reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  14. bebe-bluff reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  15. phalexalex reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  16. therealsabolish reblogged this from theantiinternet
  17. wutang-flan reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  18. stvivi reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    I need to do this. All the time, except I’d die.
  19. catpisspower reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    I wish I could play this drinking game
  20. bewarethewaffles reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  21. aherdofwildebeesties reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  22. edgeworths reblogged this from downtownsasquatch and added:
    OH MY GOD I’M DOING THIS THE SECOND I SEE RERUNS.
  23. 64slices reblogged this from downtownsasquatch
  24. thefizz reblogged this from downtownsasquatch