drinking game for season nine premiere

drink whenever:

• there is a continuity error
• you don’t give a fuck about a new character
• peter says/sings/screams “shared custody”
• any character sings or plays an instrument
• chantay black and bruce the moose are still inexplicably on the show despite never having a storyline
• peter does something that craig has already done
• connor’s aspergers is hilarious
• someone says: “…or whatever”
• someone says “niners”
• the writers are clearly struggling to find a creative way to keep emma/spinner/manny etc. on the show
• the writers explain a character’s absence with something completely implausible or uncharacteristic
• the writers don’t explain a character’s absence at all
• it gets real