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Mar 5, 2012
@ 4:15 pm
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that Clare keeps lingerie in her locker?

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Clare keeps lingerie in her locker?


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Mar 5, 2012
@ 8:46 am
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Signs you might not be ready to have sex:
You are forcing your boyfriend to take a quiz in a magazine to decide if you are emotionally mature enough to have sex.
Your boyfriend is your step-brother.

Signs you might not be ready to have sex:

  1. You are forcing your boyfriend to take a quiz in a magazine to decide if you are emotionally mature enough to have sex.
  2. Your boyfriend is your step-brother.

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Feb 20, 2012
@ 7:44 pm
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The second half of season 11 starts tonight on Teen Nick and though the first half was pretty shitty, it’s possible that this might be so good that it’ll end up in the top eleven seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Look at this:

  • Step-siblincest!
  • Lesbian Fiona trying to hit it with Imogen!
  • A character named ZIG!
  • Pill addictions!
  • A character who knows he’s gay without having to google it!
  • Angela’s triumphant return to the show as an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER.
  • Paige returns for webisodes!
  • A winter carnival called FROSTIVAL.
  • Teenagers crying!
  • Teenagers making out!
  • Teenagers crying while making out!
  • The season is called “The Kids Are Not Alright” on MuchMusic!
  • Probably a scene featuring someone holding dumb looking Canadian money!
  • An episode named after a No Doubt song AND an episode named after a Gwen Stefani song!
  • NO. MORE. CHANTAY.


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Feb 20, 2012
@ 7:24 pm
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Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.

Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.


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Jan 24, 2012
@ 6:35 pm
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degrassi:

Melinda Shankar, Cory Lee and Paula Brancati chat with Canadian Hairdresser Magazine about giving back

NEWS:

  1. Degrassi is now on Tumblr.
  2. Apparently the only magazine that will talk with Degrassi stars is Canadian Hairdresser Magazine.
  3. CANADIAN. HAIRDRESSER. MAGAZINE.


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Sep 3, 2011
@ 12:15 pm
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New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).
Drink every time:
Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
There’s a gun on screen.
You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again. 
You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it. 
A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!! 
Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar  disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s  eating disorder). 
MMA is hilariously stupid.
Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
Chantay is still in High School.

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).

Drink every time:

  • Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
  • Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
  • There’s a gun on screen.
  • You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
  • Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
  • Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
  • Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again.
  • You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it.
  • A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
  • Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!!
  • Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder).
  • MMA is hilariously stupid.
  • Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
  • Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
  • Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
  • Chantay is still in High School.

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Sep 2, 2011
@ 8:10 pm
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"Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY." - Holly J, the entire season 11.

"Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY." - Holly J, the entire season 11.


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Aug 29, 2011
@ 10:47 pm
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In season one, the freeze frames only existed so we could think about how completely unattractive everyone was.


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Aug 23, 2011
@ 7:16 pm
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The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.

The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.


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Aug 21, 2011
@ 4:19 pm
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IT GOES THERE.

IT GOES THERE.