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Jan 24, 2012
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degrassi:

Melinda Shankar, Cory Lee and Paula Brancati chat with Canadian Hairdresser Magazine about giving back

NEWS:

  1. Degrassi is now on Tumblr.
  2. Apparently the only magazine that will talk with Degrassi stars is Canadian Hairdresser Magazine.
  3. CANADIAN. HAIRDRESSER. MAGAZINE.


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Sep 3, 2011
@ 12:15 pm
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New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).
Drink every time:
Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
There’s a gun on screen.
You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again. 
You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it. 
A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!! 
Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar  disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s  eating disorder). 
MMA is hilariously stupid.
Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
Chantay is still in High School.

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).

Drink every time:

  • Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place.
  • Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares.
  • There’s a gun on screen.
  • You have no idea who Keke Palmer is.
  • Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school.
  • Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character.
  • Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again.
  • You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it.
  • A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang.
  • Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!!
  • Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder).
  • MMA is hilariously stupid.
  • Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around.
  • Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.”
  • Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show).
  • Chantay is still in High School.

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Sep 2, 2011
@ 8:10 pm
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“Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY.” - Holly J, the entire season 11.

“Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY.” - Holly J, the entire season 11.


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Aug 29, 2011
@ 10:47 pm
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In season one, the freeze frames only existed so we could think about how completely unattractive everyone was.


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Aug 23, 2011
@ 7:16 pm
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The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.

The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.


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Aug 21, 2011
@ 4:19 pm
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IT GOES THERE.

IT GOES THERE.


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Aug 15, 2011
@ 6:55 pm
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Important screencap of Anya’s post-coke glow.
Degrassi has fed me so many lies over the years but I absolutely refuse to believe that someone who is lame enough to LARP is also cool enough to do cocaine.

Important screencap of Anya’s post-coke glow.

Degrassi has fed me so many lies over the years but I absolutely refuse to believe that someone who is lame enough to LARP is also cool enough to do cocaine.


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Aug 14, 2011
@ 11:58 am
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Cool episode descriptions.

Cool episode descriptions.


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Jul 28, 2011
@ 12:23 pm
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Staring Longingly At Urinals: The Story Of A Transgendered Canadian And His Bladder.

Staring Longingly At Urinals: The Story Of A Transgendered Canadian And His Bladder.


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Jul 28, 2011
@ 11:36 am
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We’re all aware that Sav is jerking off during this scene, right?

We’re all aware that Sav is jerking off during this scene, right?