shut up, degrassi.

Mar 10

HOLD THE PHONE, DEGRASSI ONLINE MINISERIES SPONSORED BY PLAYTEX! Paige and Sav hooked up in Los Angeles but they never cleared up whether or not Paige got HIV* from Griffin SO it’s possible that Sav also has HIV right now. Why aren’t we focusing on that and not on a FLASH MOB? *Listen Canada, kudos about the free healthcare but does it really take 4+ years to figure out the HIV status of a patient? Get your shit together, Toronto. 

HOLD THE PHONE, DEGRASSI ONLINE MINISERIES SPONSORED BY PLAYTEX! Paige and Sav hooked up in Los Angeles but they never cleared up whether or not Paige got HIV* from Griffin SO it’s possible that Sav also has HIV right now. Why aren’t we focusing on that and not on a FLASH MOB?

*Listen Canada, kudos about the free healthcare but does it really take 4+ years to figure out the HIV status of a patient? Get your shit together, Toronto. 

Mar 05

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Clare keeps lingerie in her locker?

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Clare keeps lingerie in her locker?

Signs you might not be ready to have sex: You are forcing your boyfriend to take a quiz in a magazine to decide if you are emotionally mature enough to have sex. Your boyfriend is your step-brother.

Signs you might not be ready to have sex:

  1. You are forcing your boyfriend to take a quiz in a magazine to decide if you are emotionally mature enough to have sex.
  2. Your boyfriend is your step-brother.

Feb 20

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Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.

Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.

Jan 24

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Sep 03

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine). Drink every time: Drew gets his ass kicked and/or starts PTSDing all over the place. Holly J whines about her kidney. Drink twice if no one cares. There’s a gun on screen. You have no idea who Keke Palmer is. Claire and/or Eli gives you second hand embarrassment because their storyline is so stupid and awkward and obviously the Degrassi writers have never actually been in high school. Connor steals underwear because the writers have no idea what to do with his character. Riley comes out the closest. Again. And Again. And Again. You forget Fiona is a lesbian until she mentions it. A black person is on screen. Drink twice if they’re NOT in a gang. Jenna stupidly remarks on how hard it is to be a mother in high school!! Degrassi recycles a storyline (Anya’s cocaine habit, Eli’s bipolar disorder, Alli’s gambling, Sav’s relationship with his teacher, Katie’s eating disorder). MMA is hilariously stupid. Snake shows up to let you know he’s still around. Anya talks about joining the Canadian army and you think, “Oh, an army in Canada! That’s so cute! Nice try, Degrassi.” Someone is terrible to their best friend (Dave to Adam, Marisol to Katie, everyone on this fucking show). Chantay is still in High School.

New drinking game! Now that this horrid season is over, let’s rewatch it with alcohol and lots of it! Black out and forget that Now or Never even existed! Pro-tip: Teen Nick is playing the entire season starting Monday. (Previously: season three, season nine premiere, and all of season nine).

Drink every time:

Sep 02

“Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY.” - Holly J, the entire season 11.

“Kidney! My kidney hurts. Hey, guys? Are you listening? I’m talking about my kidney. Guys?! Kidney, kidney, MY KIIIIDNNNNEEEEYYY.” - Holly J, the entire season 11.

Aug 29

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Aug 23

The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.

The Degrassi crew discovered the vomit-inducing instagram filter.