I can’t believe Maya is going outside in that outfit. Doesn’t she know how cold it is in Canada?
An on-going critical analysis of the most important show on television: Degrassi: The Next Generation.
And jokes about Canada.
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This girl on the HPV poster hanging in Degrassi’s girl’s bathroom has the same expression I have when I’m watching Becky’s bullshit.
TeenNick promo for tonight’s episode
“I will defend this play until my dying breath,” says the HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
Alli is apparently “one or two transitional metal compounds away from perfecting a breast cancer detecting breathalyzer” and this is the hardest I have ever laughed at a Degrassi episode.
You cannot sell this for a million dollars.
HOLD THE PHONE, DEGRASSI ONLINE MINISERIES SPONSORED BY PLAYTEX! Paige and Sav hooked up in Los Angeles but they never cleared up whether or not Paige got HIV* from Griffin SO it’s possible that Sav also has HIV right now. Why aren’t we focusing on that and not on a FLASH MOB?
*Listen Canada, kudos about the free healthcare but does it really take 4+ years to figure out the HIV status of a patient? Get your shit together, Toronto.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Clare keeps lingerie in her locker?
Signs you might not be ready to have sex:
- You are forcing your boyfriend to take a quiz in a magazine to decide if you are emotionally mature enough to have sex.
- Your boyfriend is your step-brother.
The second half of season 11 starts tonight on Teen Nick and though the first half was pretty shitty, it’s possible that this might be so good that it’ll end up in the top eleven seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Look at this:
- Step-siblincest!
- Lesbian Fiona trying to hit it with Imogen!
- A character named ZIG!
- Pill addictions!
- A character who knows he’s gay without having to google it!
- Angela’s triumphant return to the show as an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CHARACTER.
- Paige returns for webisodes!
- A winter carnival called FROSTIVAL.
- Teenagers crying!
- Teenagers making out!
- Teenagers crying while making out!
- The season is called “The Kids Are Not Alright” on MuchMusic!
- Probably a scene featuring someone holding dumb looking Canadian money!
- An episode named after a No Doubt song AND an episode named after a Gwen Stefani song!
- NO. MORE. CHANTAY.
Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.
