TeenNick promo for tonight’s episode
“I will defend this play until my dying breath,” says the HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
HOLD THE PHONE, DEGRASSI ONLINE MINISERIES SPONSORED BY PLAYTEX! Paige and Sav hooked up in Los Angeles but they never cleared up whether or not Paige got HIV* from Griffin SO it’s possible that Sav also has HIV right now. Why aren’t we focusing on that and not on a FLASH MOB?
*Listen Canada, kudos about the free healthcare but does it really take 4+ years to figure out the HIV status of a patient? Get your shit together, Toronto.
The second half of season 11 starts tonight on Teen Nick and though the first half was pretty shitty, it’s possible that this might be so good that it’ll end up in the top eleven seasons of Degrassi: The Next Generation. Look at this:
Clare and Jake are step-siblings/living together/dating, obviously, and I hope this season *GOES THERE* by having them drill a hole in the wall between their bedrooms so they can have sex without looking at each other because if you’re going to bang your step-sibling, you definitely don’t want to make eye contact during it.